In 2016 I wrote a Easter Micro-sermon using chocolate brands. Two years later I wrote one in Disney characters. In 2019, areas of Sheffield got the pun-treatment!
Arbourthorne (Our birth and) death have always been marked with the sin that got Tapton to our lives Endcliffe-d (and cleft) our soul in two; where it went Sothall (south all) the time!
God so loved the Worrall that He sent His Son. Wybourn (Why? Born…) as a man He Woodside with us against the darkness. Jesus came to Plumbley depths of life and Walkley side us and out of His Deepcar for us, save us from sin.
Unfortunately, He was Herdings the temple saying He’d Totley destroy it and that He Wadsley sin for every Manor woman. The authorities thought He wanted to Beauchief priest or something! So they planned to Kelham. They bribed a friend to be Batemoor to catch Jesus than to help him.
They pierced Jesus feet and Handsworth nails and crucified him on a Greenhill between two Crookes, abused and Longley.
There he was, on another Parson’s Cross dying for their sins and with a final Intake of breath he cried, “It is Don.”
At that moment all were amazed Fir Vale of the temple was ripped in two. The disciples Lowedges-us (lowered, Jesus) from the cross and found a Sharrow tomb that Woodhouse his body. They rolled a Greystone(s) over the entrance and placed two Birley soldiers next to it.
Heeley in the tomb for three days. The disciples’ hopes Whirlow and they didn’t know the way Fulwood. Women went to his tomb on the third day, Hope Valley they’d be able to prepare the body but instead they found Jesus Colley standing, alive, proclaiming,
“Death has been Beighton and I’ve Darnall I came to do.”
So they Ranmoor than walked to tell the other disciples.
After this, Jesus went up to Heaven where He Woodseat(s) at His Father’s right hand. Now, He stands at the Dore and knocks and H-Ecclesall (He calls all) to follow Him. Will you?